Saturday, December 10, 2005
Starve A Cold??? Bullshit.
I've got a cold.
The Daily Gluttony cure? Fuck Ny-Quil. That stuff tastes like shit. Gimmee some Daikokuya to go and some Airborne tablets, and then a shot of whatever's in the liquor cabinet before bedtime. That'll fix it.
Oh and speaking of Airborne, we bought a "Kids Airborne" by mistake and I just noticed the math on the package illustration. 4=2??? No wonder everyone's sick and that poor kid looks confused. Hmm, maybe I shouldn't be taking this stuff.