So I'm up in the Bay for a few days visiting my parents. Today, the folks and I were at Safeway, the last stop in our morning of grocery shopping; I had walked ahead of them while they were still dinking around in the produce section.
Them: Ai-Yah! Pam!
Me: (turning around and almost literally having a heart attack) Oh my God! What?
Them: We should have bought the strawberries here instead of Trader Joes, they're Buy One Get One Free.
Now that's reason for alarm.