Relax, I haven't forgotten about you.
I've just been taking some time off to visit my family, recover from a heinous fucking cold, and plan a wedding. I'll be back next week with more posts, I promise. In the meantime, here's something to tie you over: I'm at my parents' house again this weekend and believe it or not they're still keeping the alien lemon in captivity. So I decided to go Roswell on it in order to get to the bottom of things.
And no, there is no "fruit" in the "fingers."