Dear Lady,
Please do not decide to go to the bathroom after I had already gone in there and pee'd out my roasted asparagus lunch. And please do not come out of your stall right when I'm trying to do a rush hand washing job so as to not reveal myself as the "stinky pee girl." That's not nice.
Hugs,
DG
Thursday, November 15, 2007
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"You smell that? Do you smell that? Asparagus pee, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of asparagus pee in the morning." -Adapted from Apocalypse Now
HAHAHAHAHA. man. i usually just hide in the stall until there is an all clear. but then there is nothing worse than thinking there is an all clear and popping out on someone fixing the hair ever so silently in the mirror. make some noise, people.
I've always worn the asparagus pee stench as a badge of honor.
Gyro burp? Escolar-induced oily orange anus discharge? Not so much.
ROFL.
Wait, I thought that asparagus pee was something to be proud of.......
Sheesh, no wonder no one invites me to lunch anymore!
Your original post is one of my favorites of all time.
asparagus pee?
i much prefer beet pee. what could me more cool than purple pee?
Peko Peko
Asparagus pee is the best! Embrace it :)
where did you go?
Hi there
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Are you ever coming back? I guess not, its been too long. Bye and thanks for the memories.
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Cheers.
John
You ever eat a bunch of beets and think you have blood in your urine? Now there's a thrill. BTW, I'm so dense that I didn't know what that asparagus scent was until my early thirties.
Hi I found this cool recipe for Artichoke-scrambled Eggs Benedict. Has anyone ever tried it? Sounds good and I hope it is. Here is the link with the recipe and article. nice site to whoever created it.
http://emergevictoriousoverfat.com/2009/01/get-organized/
YUCK! Bleaaaah! That stuff makes me ralph!
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